Chug Mescaline in this Chip-Tune Short

It’s Tuesday goddamn morning, you’re staring at a screen, your eyes burn, and that coffee isn’t working.

Maybe this will help? Not to say you should co-opt the ritualistic alkaloid that’s been used by Native Americans and other ancients for thousand upon thousand of years. But hey, there hasn’t been a recent rise in mescaline use over the last few years as an alternative to other so-called study drugs, namely Adderall and caffeine, for nothing. Whatever it takes to kick that production into high gear, man, right?

Just look out for the Tin Man.

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