All the News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Headteachers are protesting Downing Street over pay

– Boris Johnson has a Brexit plan and he wants everyone to know about it

– BBC Music website offers dementia lifeline

– David Beckham “shirking responsibility” after dodging speeding conviction on technicality

– Sheffield Uni criticised over “never inject alone” drug advice, as it tries to offer sensible harm reduction advice to students

– Slugs have won – officially no home remedies will defeat them

– Ariana Grande asks for just “one OK day”

– Man arrested in Cher’s Malibu home