All the News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Oh no big news today, just that Sadiq Kahn’s assessment says Brexit could wipe £54 billion and 500,000 jobs from the UK economy by 2030

– David Cameron is offering people dinner and a selfie for a modest £12,000

– Adults say they avoid romance for fears of being cheesy

– YouTube has now cut ties with Logan Paul

– Tim Farron takes it all back and says “I was a fool to say gay sex is not a sin.” A fool!

– M&S drops cauliflower “steak” because customers ridiculed it immediately

– Hospital bosses warn they’ve run out of beds

– Theresa May has pledged to eradicate all avoidable plastic waste by 2042

– Overseas students add £20 billion to the economy

– Some Scots are sad because the sugar tax means Irn-Bru is changing its recipe and making it less likely to hurt you

– “Epidemic of stress” blamed for the 3,750 teachers on long term sick leave

– The woman who made the “Shitty Media Men” list has come out and written about it

– Prince William says Prince Harry hasn’t asked him to be best man yet :(