All The News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Zuckerberg “sorry” about data breach

– One in ten people have Class A drugs on their fingertips

– Police taking days to respond to 999 calls after budget cuts

– But police also given two days extra to rest a year to improve their “spiritual and emotional well-being”

– UK passports to be made in France after Brexit

– England players banned from eating at Starbucks

– Wes Anderson’s ‘Isle of Dogs’ accused of being culturally insensitive

– Nanny accused of black magic by couple who kept her prisoner “murdered and burned in garden”, court hears

– A blueberry muffin could contain a day’s worth of sugar